Fenway Pastoral is devoted to providing its readership of baseball fans and other discerning Bostonians with a dizzying array of pseudo-non-intellectual insights, humorous essays and outright satirical whimsy.
Regrettably, we must protect all informants, story sources and content providers. These unnamed, unidentified voices are not unlike those invoked by traditional media. In the past, these mysterious entities have included friends of friends, drunk executives, intercepted notes scribbled on the back of bar receipts and a large hologram of Larry Lucchino’s head that occasionally appears in bathroom stalls during defecation.
The stated mission for this space is to suffer no fools and to assail only those deserving of the utmost scrutiny and ridicule. If you believe this agenda has been betrayed, please write to FenwayPastoral@gmail.com.