Happy Birthday Carl Crawford! Only modern Major Leaguer to record 200 doubles, 100 triples, 100 homers & 400 stolen bases before turning 31!—
Jenny Dell (@JennyDellNESN) August 05, 2012
Piecing together the statistical totals and fact-checking them against all the arbitrary round-number qualifiers must have been pretty cumbersome work.
This woman must never sleep.